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Hello, Mr. Colbert. First off, let me assure you I'm not a member of the liberal press.

However, I couldn't help but notice a certain ex-President -- of whom I think you're probably fond -- who could use a little smooching action. No need to thank me; just pass it on.



... Alternatively, if you're just unable to resist the urge to 'thank' me personally, my mobile number is zero one one four four...

omfg I totally thought you were someone different ahahaha

OH MY GOD THE former PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!



JUST


WAITING



FOR AMERICA.